Keep Calm And Love Yourself

THIS IS MY HUSBAND

fleshformula:
“ EVERY SINCE YOU LEFT CLOUD CITY LUUUUUUKE
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fleshformula:

EVERY SINCE YOU LEFT CLOUD CITY LUUUUUUKE

confident-fear:

nesgadol:

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it

hansolorgasm:

BB-8’s name was chosen by Episode VII director J.J. Abrams because of the droid’s round and bouncy look. Abrams is also quoted with saying, “I named him BB-8 because it was almost onomatopoeia. It was sort of how he looked to me, with the 8, obviously, and then the two B’s.” The name was conceived early on in Episode VII’s production and was one of the few to never be changed. (x)

ladygaga666:
“ me if lady gaga release another jazz album
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ladygaga666:

me if lady gaga release another jazz album

getoffmybloghoe:

person: im just throwing my opinion out there

me: *slaps opinion out of the air* not in my house 

Cry Baby Songs in 7 Words
Crybaby: I cry a lot, so what? Asshole.
Dollhouse: My family is a two-faced tragedy.
Sippy Cup: Mom says that she's "not an alcoholic"...
Carousel: I feel stuck in our relationship...idk!?!??
Alphabet Boy: Wow, you're just a condescending pretentious asshole.
Soap: Pleeeaaase don't make me say it!!!! ily.
Training Wheels: I'm being vulnerable; don't fuck it up.
Pity Party: Nobody likes me lol! Time to cry.
Tag, You're It: Getting kidnapped by a wolf. Trippy stuff.
Milk and Cookies: Treat me badly and I'll kill you.
Pacify Her: On my way to steal ur man.
Mrs. Potato Head: You are beautiful the way you are.
Mad Hatter: I'm fucking crazy and I love it!
Play Date: I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU.......(i do)
Teddy Bear: My teddy bear wants me dead. Omg?
Cake: I AM NOT DISPOSABLE; I HAVE FEELINGS.
snorlaxatives:
““They sell paper from dunder Mifflin at staples
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I’M SCREAMING I NEED THIS PAPER IN MY LIFE FOR NOVELTY REASONS
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snorlaxatives:

They sell paper from dunder Mifflin at staples

I’M SCREAMING I NEED THIS PAPER IN MY LIFE FOR NOVELTY REASONS 

ludaprilgate:

DECEMBER

gaypee:

“i’m hungry”
“you just ate”

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mysharona1987:

Ex-cop Daniel Holtzclaw sheds tears in court after being found guilty of multiple rape charges against black women and faced with a sentence of 263 years in jail.

Me:

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He tasted the booty flake.

He tasted the booty flake.

zodiaccity:
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